Third Eye Blind

Readers,
I suppose I have been feeling quite vocal lately. I know I've sent you to a lot of links, but this is stuff you have to see. And if you are judging these links because they are from Wikipedia, the Miss says that she does, too.

1. Apparently third nipples happen to 1 out of every 18 humans... and to Carrie Underwood. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernumerary_nipple

2. In extremely rare cases, extra breasts may appear ectopically on the neck, face, upper arm, shoulder, back, buttock, hip, vulva, perineum, thigh, or even foot. While the location of this tissue is established during embryonic development, it may not become apparent or troublesome until puberty or lactation. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accessory_breast

3. The Miss may or may not have a small lump of fatty tissue on the lower part of her leg and may or may not be freaking out that it is an "accessory breast" (as wikipedia puts it).

4. While reading the last sentence of #2 (specifically the last word), the Miss proclaimed, "Well fuck having kids slash breastfeeding."

Put that in your pipe and take a long, hard drag.
-Gladys, the mischievous areola residing proudly on breast 2 of 2.