Where my areolae go, I will follow.
-The Miss

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Taking my Areolae to the gym...

...So I just needed to write about my experience with Gladys, Jiles, and the local YMCA. Let's just say that taking a spinning/cycling class might not have been a good idea. It now hurts to pee, and I'm not quite sure what that means.

So picture this- I'm on the bike beside four of my friends and six other strangers. We go to "sprint" and out of nowhere, Jiles smacks Gladys upside the head. I grabbed him, trying to keep him in control, but every time I let go, he hit her again. Pretty soon it became a full blown areola-on-areola, knock-down, drag-out fight.

Maybe I need to get new areolae, or maybe I should invest in a new bra.

-Miss

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