Misconceptions and Misunderstandings

Hey, All!

Having a bit of a rough day to my night. A few recent friendships have fallen through and I need to have an uncharacteristic blog about it. Any words from readers would be helpful.

I was having bf problems and my friends finally told me that they couldn't support me and apparently this has also led to the downfall of our friendship. Aren't friends supposed to be your friends through the tough times? I understand if they choose not to support my relationship, but shouldn't we still be on speaking terms? I don't know. I feel a tad discouraged and think that it wasn't worth being friends with them in the first place.

Also, I legitimately feel that my bf and I worked everything out. I am much happier and today we talked longer and deeper than we have in months.

Yours cordially,
The Missing Miss

Droopy Nips Turning Upwards :)

Hey, Readers!

The three of us have taken over a year off, for which we apologize. Gladys, Jiles, and the Miss are back and bigger and better than ever!

We've found the love of our life, made it through a collegiate education, and are currently running a small business. In the coming days, Gladys will be sharing her encounters with the hottest UPS man to hit America and Jiles will inform you of what it is like to get over his attachment issues with the Miss and let her lead a happy life with the man we've all been dating for the last year.

As for me...well, I'll be updating you on the woes of the heart that I've recently experienced, with a hopeful and funny twist. ;)

Yours truly,
The Miss :)

Evening out the playing field...

Hey Readers!

I had a moment yesterday that has resulted in utter turmoil! I went into a hot tub with a few of my friends and realized I could not tell Gladys from Jiles and vice versa! I am slightly concerned!!!! Their respective breasts are about the same size now...

More updates to follow...
I'm hoping they don't have a case of DID, for all of you psych majors out there...

-The very confused and bewildered Miss

Hello, there! Long time, no write. :(

This will be a short blog, but I just wanted to send you all to a hilarious site. Many of you have probably seen it before. You have to read the February 2nd entry and listen to the audio.

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

Breast well!
The Miss

Padiddle my Nipple

Hey, All!

Just a little note to say, "Hi!" I have been busy with schoolwork lately (big shocker).

Fact (not fiction![inside joke to a few of you out there!]) of the day: An inverted nipple/nipple retraction can be caused by trauma. http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/symptoms/inverted_nipple_nipple_retraction/causes.htm
p.s. I feel like my independent study is traumatic. Should I drop it on the grounds that I could get an inverted nipple?

And in closing, here is a phrase my housemate came up with:
Breast well!
-The Miss

iPad

...so I had to sneak on here before the Miss puts us all to bed and tell you what one of her good friends told her today.
She mentioned that the new iPad is a horrible invention- it sounds like a personal sanitary napkin...
What's next? iDouche?

-Gladys
p.s. iDont...

This moment brought to you by Teen Angst...

Hello, All!

So, as the title suggests, I'm having a flashback to my teen angst years. I was flipping through the glossary of my psychology book (aka hanging out with the "boyfriend" again if you read the past posts), when I stumbled upon a gem.

A gem, mind you, that a guy I am getting over can relate to. The name of the game (or word) is "retarded ejaculation" (the game is having stupid cum? ...sorry if that was too much...). The actual definition is, "male orgasmic disorder in which ejaculation is delayed; thus, the patient is unable to reach orgasm with his partner, although he is able to ejaculate during masturbation."

I promise all of you that if I ever talk to him again, I will tell him he has retarded ejaculation (ok, clearly I would never do that).

Alright, I think I'm done with my angst for the evening. Time to stroke my lover's spine (aka fondle the spine of my psych book).

-The Miss
p.s. To be clear, I never had sex with this man (he only told me about his "issue")... much to Gladys' dismay...