Are you blinking, or are you just happy to see me?

This night brought to you by fever dreams. Gladys and Jiles are on hiatus. I just recently found this out myself... They have been in charge of the blog, and I see they have not done a capital job of things. So, let's you and I have a chat over the next few days. Don't forget to send a question or two to me if you like. My only interesting thought in these wee hours of the morning is found at the intersect of love and writing. As you may know, I have taken a lover! He has recently turned into a fiance. It is magical and there are constantly candelabras and rose petals everywhere, but there is the occasional moment of frustration, partially due to our star-crossed couple nature. Tonight I wrote my love an extremely long letter, but I declined to post the ledger. It is amazing to me how much better I felt after I had my say to myself. That is partially why I decided to check up on the blog tonight. I hope you will ride along with me on the road to catharsis. Roads are always nicer to travel when you have company. You are always less likely to fall asleep. ;) Yours truly, The Miss

'ello friends

Dear Readers,

A big 'ELLO to all of you out there.
...and if you are there, I'd like to invite you to leave a comment asking any kind of question.

;)
Delightfully yours,
Jiles

Misconceptions and Misunderstandings

Hey, All!

Having a bit of a rough day to my night. A few recent friendships have fallen through and I need to have an uncharacteristic blog about it. Any words from readers would be helpful.

I was having bf problems and my friends finally told me that they couldn't support me and apparently this has also led to the downfall of our friendship. Aren't friends supposed to be your friends through the tough times? I understand if they choose not to support my relationship, but shouldn't we still be on speaking terms? I don't know. I feel a tad discouraged and think that it wasn't worth being friends with them in the first place.

Also, I legitimately feel that my bf and I worked everything out. I am much happier and today we talked longer and deeper than we have in months.

Yours cordially,
The Missing Miss

Droopy Nips Turning Upwards :)

Hey, Readers!

The three of us have taken over a year off, for which we apologize. Gladys, Jiles, and the Miss are back and bigger and better than ever!

We've found the love of our life, made it through a collegiate education, and are currently running a small business. In the coming days, Gladys will be sharing her encounters with the hottest UPS man to hit America and Jiles will inform you of what it is like to get over his attachment issues with the Miss and let her lead a happy life with the man we've all been dating for the last year.

As for me...well, I'll be updating you on the woes of the heart that I've recently experienced, with a hopeful and funny twist. ;)

Yours truly,
The Miss :)

Evening out the playing field...

Hey Readers!

I had a moment yesterday that has resulted in utter turmoil! I went into a hot tub with a few of my friends and realized I could not tell Gladys from Jiles and vice versa! I am slightly concerned!!!! Their respective breasts are about the same size now...

More updates to follow...
I'm hoping they don't have a case of DID, for all of you psych majors out there...

-The very confused and bewildered Miss

Hello, there! Long time, no write. :(

This will be a short blog, but I just wanted to send you all to a hilarious site. Many of you have probably seen it before. You have to read the February 2nd entry and listen to the audio.

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

Breast well!
The Miss

Padiddle my Nipple

Hey, All!

Just a little note to say, "Hi!" I have been busy with schoolwork lately (big shocker).

Fact (not fiction![inside joke to a few of you out there!]) of the day: An inverted nipple/nipple retraction can be caused by trauma. http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/symptoms/inverted_nipple_nipple_retraction/causes.htm
p.s. I feel like my independent study is traumatic. Should I drop it on the grounds that I could get an inverted nipple?

And in closing, here is a phrase my housemate came up with:
Breast well!
-The Miss